Not for boobs!

I can speed right through pictures of frogs or spaceships or Super Mario Bros., but god forbid the next image should be a naked woman curiously discovering that she has these strange growths on the front of her chest. Suddenly those buttons are nowhere to be found! The picture just sits there, giant and boobtastic on my screen. I can't click to the next image, can't click back, can't even close the fucking window because apparently digital boobs have magical powers over my browser!
I'm not complaining that there are boobs in my inbox. I LOVE finding boobs in my inbox. I just wish they wouldn't totally fuck with my shit!








really?